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Served daily between 12-5pm
STARTERS
The best appetizers to connect you to the best life.
Red Sauce Pasta
To call 911
$9.11
Walnut and Date Brownies
Order an uber to escape your date
$10
Around the World Wine and Cheese Sampler
Share your live location
$14
Unbearably good tuna bite
Calls the twenty four hour crisis hotline.
$12
An Ear of Corn
Records audio of your immediate surroundings.
$4
MAINS
There is always something for everybody.
The Margherita Menace
Sends an SOS message to your emergency contacts
$12
Unbearably Good Pizza
A random excuse generator for you to escape unbearable situations.
$13
The Best Bitestanding Lasagna
Report an incident that you think requires intervention.
$12
Topics to report
sexual assault
school bullying
racial discrimination
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