Lunch Menu

Served daily between 12-5pm

STARTERS

The best appetizers to connect you to the best life.

Red Sauce Pasta

To call 911

$9.11

Walnut and Date Brownies

Order an uber to escape your date

$10

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Around the World Wine and Cheese Sampler

Share your live location

$14

Unbearably good tuna bite

Calls the twenty four hour crisis hotline.

$12

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An Ear of Corn

Records audio of your immediate surroundings.

There is always something for everybody.

The Margherita Menace

Sends an SOS message to your emergency contacts

$12

Unbearably Good Pizza

A random excuse generator for you to escape unbearable situations.

$13

The Best Bitestanding Lasagna

Report an incident that you think requires intervention.

$12

Topics to report

sexual assault

school bullying

racial discrimination